101 excuses are useless Minister Gelmini
are 101 excuses which is spoken in the title (actually 36) are those a campaign against illegal travelers, posted in the subway in Vienna for more than five years at the turn of two thousand. Some seemed to me very funny, so I translate the. Here they are:
(17) I thought that Sunday was free.
(22) The ticket's got my brother, but it is the other coach.
(34) Me has eaten the dog.
(35) I have not found the validator.
(45) obliteration was ticking and I'm scared.
(50) The air station on arrival made me fly off the ticket by hand.
(56) I wanted to pay by the conductor, but there's nobody here.
(63) I thought today was free.
(70) The ticket validation was ate my ticket.
(83) I'm not a traveler abusive. We simply do not have ticket.
(06) Check the others first, while I seek.
(13) I traded today with yesterday, so the date of the ticket does not match.
(24) I thought every ten trips if they could do one for free.
(42) the cancellation must be out of ink.
(51) Yesterday, I traveled without a ticket and nobody told me anything.
(57) When I say I have a ticket, you have to believe me and that's it.
(59) I really wanted to walk, just that I lost.
(72) Actually I live in New York and I'm here by accident.
(78) My father told me that the inspectors you do not do anything.
(99) Today I've already paid once.
(11) I was ashamed to ask where was the validator.
(19) all'emettitrice front of the ticket was one that would not let me go.
(28) Incomprehensible. On my horoscope it says that today is my lucky day.
(48) is usually my wife who takes care of these things.
(61) I just wanted to take a look inside.
(75) I am a little 'short of money, but next week I'll pay double.
(14) is not enough to blame?
(23) Misery, my wife has taken both the camera and your subscription.
(29) connects Hey, do not recognize me, I work for Wiener Linien!
(36) Bad times, those in which the controllers can not even afford the ticket.
(64) I'm sorry but I have not seen go up.
(76) How much do you earn? Want to work for me?
(40) What would you say to fifty-fifty?
(53) I have not endorsed as not to ruin the validator.
(71) My mother has forgotten to put the ticket in your backpack.
(88) Even the odd days?
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Melina Velba With Santa Clause
Sassolini
I'm getting impulsive. This is probably the consequence of the fact that I stopped by the antidepressant and my mood goes up and down in fits and starts. Since I love science and hate the politicians (not politics), I go into a rage when a quaquaraquà decide the veracity of any scientific analysis or theory on the basis of political supporters. Remember the care of Bella? One day they decided the right-wing politicians, being in opposition, the communist government was trying to hold back the most important discovery of the century, namely the treatment of cancer, for whatever reason backward. I still remember as if it were now, a leader of the right to speak of the Single Commission of the drug as if it were the dome of the Cosa Nostra. Unfortunately, if you have cancer and see a TV character in "authoritative", who may well have voted to say that the care is there but the government wants to give you, you're led to believe. How many deaths on his conscience has this scum.
But we are today. I see on TV and read on the website of the newspaper, an article by Paul Granzotto, entitled "Spaceballs." I report the one hand because it's worth:
Forget the word "trillion" and pretend that there is written "zillion." E 'own setting mob, the presumption is typical of those who do not even know, know nothing, which annoyed me. So I registered with the site of "Il Giornale", under the nick "Brasov" of course, and I wrote the following.
I must point out that I hate a lover of science not only Granzotto, but everyone who's policy with the mix of whatever color they are: those who say that alternative sources can replace oil (left), passing for those of electromagnetic pollution and its damage to the unproven allegations- health (usually still left), to those who say that recycling is an alternative to incineration (cobas Neapolitan).
As usual, the animosity leads to overdoing it, I started insulting him and perhaps partly in the wrong. But that release, though.
In older posts I've written several times bogus survey by Sky and flown to continually network Murdoch pulled the Berlusconi government. Now that the government has increased VAT to Sky, the titles are changed, they speak of Christmas, New Year, to a fine footballer Adriano. Meanwhile, the Italian state still donate funds to buy the decoder for digital terrestrial . Thus, people like me who pays the fee will increase Sky, whose payment will go directly in part to competition. From die laughing. But all in all a well-deserved blow to Sky partially relieves the pain of the likely increase in the fee.
I'm getting impulsive. This is probably the consequence of the fact that I stopped by the antidepressant and my mood goes up and down in fits and starts. Since I love science and hate the politicians (not politics), I go into a rage when a quaquaraquà decide the veracity of any scientific analysis or theory on the basis of political supporters. Remember the care of Bella? One day they decided the right-wing politicians, being in opposition, the communist government was trying to hold back the most important discovery of the century, namely the treatment of cancer, for whatever reason backward. I still remember as if it were now, a leader of the right to speak of the Single Commission of the drug as if it were the dome of the Cosa Nostra. Unfortunately, if you have cancer and see a TV character in "authoritative", who may well have voted to say that the care is there but the government wants to give you, you're led to believe. How many deaths on his conscience has this scum.
But we are today. I see on TV and read on the website of the newspaper, an article by Paul Granzotto, entitled "Spaceballs." I report the one hand because it's worth:
Now, if the members of the Royal Academy of Sciences have even a small amount of pride and wanted to return to the Nobel Prize what little respect he deserves after all, should convened in Stockholm, Al Gore and Rajendra K. Pachauri, Chairman IPCC, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. And there, in the concert hall where the Royal Academy of Music in October 2007, Bibi and Bibò of 'global warming' received from the hands of King Gustav Nobel Prize for Peace - Peace! -, Degrade, as is done with the officers felons or traitors. With an obligation to surrender the gold medal, diploma and money on the nail, the million and one hundred thousand euros, which received a prebend.
We had a narrow escape. If Nature did not intervene with its frozen, its rains and its snow, if there had made good buzz to fill to the brim with rivers, lakes and reservoirs, for stuff - in a fiat, among other things - with trillions and trillions of tons of ice over the polar ice caps and glaciers as well as around the world, including the assumed dead and buried Perito Moreno if he had not, in fact, wanted to demonstrate she does what he likes the most strabuggerandosene mathematical projections of the IPCC and the four fart emitted by humans, Al Gore and Rajendra K. Pachauri was even here to dictate.
Forget the word "trillion" and pretend that there is written "zillion." E 'own setting mob, the presumption is typical of those who do not even know, know nothing, which annoyed me. So I registered with the site of "Il Giornale", under the nick "Brasov" of course, and I wrote the following.
Here we go again: there are people like this Granzotto, who believes that nature follows the laws of politics, rather than those of chemistry and physics. And since usually those who study environmental issues are common, and communism were defeated by history, it follows that the scientists are unreliable. Granzotto, people like you who think snow is a proof or a refutation of a scientific theory (any theory), does not understand anything about the scientific method. And I'm inclined to think that just does not understand a damn thing.
I must point out that I hate a lover of science not only Granzotto, but everyone who's policy with the mix of whatever color they are: those who say that alternative sources can replace oil (left), passing for those of electromagnetic pollution and its damage to the unproven allegations- health (usually still left), to those who say that recycling is an alternative to incineration (cobas Neapolitan).
As usual, the animosity leads to overdoing it, I started insulting him and perhaps partly in the wrong. But that release, though.
In older posts I've written several times bogus survey by Sky and flown to continually network Murdoch pulled the Berlusconi government. Now that the government has increased VAT to Sky, the titles are changed, they speak of Christmas, New Year, to a fine footballer Adriano. Meanwhile, the Italian state still donate funds to buy the decoder for digital terrestrial . Thus, people like me who pays the fee will increase Sky, whose payment will go directly in part to competition. From die laughing. But all in all a well-deserved blow to Sky partially relieves the pain of the likely increase in the fee.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Dora Goodie Bags I Can Make
that penalty
The only answer I can give me the question "but why bring more Ministers of Education and the University of thickness so little?" so is that they limit themselves to endorse the decisions of others. Gelmini, if not stupid, I do not know what to say, has understood very well, but agrees to pretend the same. A post of minister is tempting to thirty-five novice policy, and not only that.
talk about the latest output of this autodichiaratasi pasdaran the quality of research and the fight against the barons. I quote from the website of La Repubblica:
The objectives of the reform is to remove "the ideology of egalitarianism:" We want to erase from the school and the university's ideology of egalitarianism, of 18 or 6 political at all, and we want to do because we have faith in people. "
Now, anyone who knows the least of the university is aware that if there is a problem in Italy is not one of 18 political, but rather the large number of dropouts. In the Faculty of Engineering is nearly 50% and is not that people like me on the other side of the chair is a much fun, in throwing. Why reject a student means examining him two more times.
No, my dear minister, that air of santarellina not enough to convince me of your lies. Confesses that instead spend your money for college government prefers to bestow gifts to drivers, to boyfriends or Alitalia to cancel the ICI for the houses of the wealthy. They are not hypothetical examples, but real money diverted from the coffers of the universities to those destinations from former and current government. ICI then: I paid € 140, a crumb compared to 20,000 of tax. In return, I would have gladly continued to pay the fee. The more that money went to my town. But I digress. Say, dear Gelmini, which according to your short-sighted government every other possible use for public money is better than giving it to the University. Admit it. You will earn a sympathizer.
The only answer I can give me the question "but why bring more Ministers of Education and the University of thickness so little?" so is that they limit themselves to endorse the decisions of others. Gelmini, if not stupid, I do not know what to say, has understood very well, but agrees to pretend the same. A post of minister is tempting to thirty-five novice policy, and not only that.
talk about the latest output of this autodichiaratasi pasdaran the quality of research and the fight against the barons. I quote from the website of La Repubblica:
The objectives of the reform is to remove "the ideology of egalitarianism:" We want to erase from the school and the university's ideology of egalitarianism, of 18 or 6 political at all, and we want to do because we have faith in people. "
Now, anyone who knows the least of the university is aware that if there is a problem in Italy is not one of 18 political, but rather the large number of dropouts. In the Faculty of Engineering is nearly 50% and is not that people like me on the other side of the chair is a much fun, in throwing. Why reject a student means examining him two more times.
No, my dear minister, that air of santarellina not enough to convince me of your lies. Confesses that instead spend your money for college government prefers to bestow gifts to drivers, to boyfriends or Alitalia to cancel the ICI for the houses of the wealthy. They are not hypothetical examples, but real money diverted from the coffers of the universities to those destinations from former and current government. ICI then: I paid € 140, a crumb compared to 20,000 of tax. In return, I would have gladly continued to pay the fee. The more that money went to my town. But I digress. Say, dear Gelmini, which according to your short-sighted government every other possible use for public money is better than giving it to the University. Admit it. You will earn a sympathizer.
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