are 101 excuses which is spoken in the title (actually 36) are those a campaign against illegal travelers, posted in the subway in Vienna for more than five years at the turn of two thousand. Some seemed to me very funny, so I translate the. Here they are:
(17) I thought that Sunday was free.
(22) The ticket's got my brother, but it is the other coach.
(34) Me has eaten the dog.
(35) I have not found the validator.
(45) obliteration was ticking and I'm scared.
(50) The air station on arrival made me fly off the ticket by hand.
(56) I wanted to pay by the conductor, but there's nobody here.
(63) I thought today was free.
(70) The ticket validation was ate my ticket.
(83) I'm not a traveler abusive. We simply do not have ticket.
(06) Check the others first, while I seek.
(13) I traded today with yesterday, so the date of the ticket does not match.
(24) I thought every ten trips if they could do one for free.
(42) the cancellation must be out of ink.
(51) Yesterday, I traveled without a ticket and nobody told me anything.
(57) When I say I have a ticket, you have to believe me and that's it.
(59) I really wanted to walk, just that I lost.
(72) Actually I live in New York and I'm here by accident.
(78) My father told me that the inspectors you do not do anything.
(99) Today I've already paid once.
(11) I was ashamed to ask where was the validator.
(19) all'emettitrice front of the ticket was one that would not let me go.
(28) Incomprehensible. On my horoscope it says that today is my lucky day.
(48) is usually my wife who takes care of these things.
(61) I just wanted to take a look inside.
(75) I am a little 'short of money, but next week I'll pay double.
(14) is not enough to blame?
(23) Misery, my wife has taken both the camera and your subscription.
(29) connects Hey, do not recognize me, I work for Wiener Linien!
(36) Bad times, those in which the controllers can not even afford the ticket.
(64) I'm sorry but I have not seen go up.
(76) How much do you earn? Want to work for me?
(40) What would you say to fifty-fifty?
(53) I have not endorsed as not to ruin the validator.
(71) My mother has forgotten to put the ticket in your backpack.
(88) Even the odd days?
